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He's A Man
All work
And no play
Makes Dick a dull dull boy career gets in the way
Square jaw oooh such a handsome face
Why do you have to save the human race
Life of crime
No it never pays
Clean up the streets and make your secret get away
All alone
In your room with your radio
No one to hold you had to let her go
You're a man with a gun in your hand
Waging a war between good and evil can be a bore
If you don't take time it's not nice
So here's my advice
Take your love on the run
Oh God let me be the one
Man with a gun
All boss
And no brains
Bullies and thugs they take up all your time in vain
Can't let go
Someone cries and you hear the call
Who's gonna catch you don't good guys ever fall
You're a man with a gun in your hand
Waging a war between good and evil can be a bore
If you don't take time it's not nice
So here's my advice
Take your love on the run
Oh God let me be the one
Man with a gun
All alone
In your room with your radio
No one to hold you I would never let you go
You're a man with a gun in your hand
Waging a war between good and evil can be a bore
If you don't take time it's not nice
So here's my advice
Take your love on the run
Oh God let me be the one
'Cuz can show you some fun
And I don't mean with a gun.. No
You are a man with a gun in your hand
Waging a war between good and evil can be a bore
If you don't take time it's not nice
So here's my advice
Take your love on the run
Oh God, let me be the one
Ah, ah, ah, man with a gun
Take it out of your hand
Waging a war between good and evil can be a bore
If you don't make time it's not nice
So here's my advice
Take your love on the run
Oh God let me be the one
Show you some fun
Give me that gun
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Sooner Or Later
Sooner or later you're gonna be mine
Sooner or later you're gonna be fine
Baby it's time that you faced it
I always get my man
Sooner or later you're gonna decide
Sooner or later there's nowhere to hide
Baby it's time so why waste it in chatter
Let's settle
The matter
Baby you're mine on a platter
I always get my man
But if you insist babe the challenge delights me
The more you resist babe the more it excites me
And no one I've kissed babe ever fights me again
If you're on my list it's just a question of when
When I get a yen
Then baby Amen
I'm counting to ten
And then
I'm gonna love you like nothing you've known
I'm gonna love you and you all alone
Sooner is better than later but lover
I'll hover
I'll plan
This time I'm not only getting I'm holding my
Man
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Hanky Panky
Come over here
Some girls they like candy
And others they like to grind
I'll settle for the back of your hand
Somewhere on my behind
Treat me like I'm a bad girl
Even when I'm being good to you
I don't want you to thank me you can just
Spank me
Ooooh
Some guys like to sweet talk
And others they like to tease
Tie my hands behind my back and oooh I'm in ecstasy
Don't slobber me with kisses
I can get that from my sisters
Before I get too cranky
You better
Like hanky panky
Nothing like a good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry I just wanna hanky panky
Like hanky panky
Nothing like a good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry I just wanna hanky panky guy
Oooohh
Please don't call a doctor
'Cuz there's nothing wrong with me
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree
'Cuz I don't like a big softie no
I like someone mean and bossy
Let me speak to you frankly
You better
Like hanky panky
Nothing like a good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry I just wanna hanky panky
Like hanky panky
Nothing like a good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry I just wanna hanky panky guy
Oooohh ya
What about
Ya
That's an interesting
Ooooh
My bottom hurts just thinking about it
Treat me like I'm a bad girl
Even when I'm being good to you
I don't want you to thank me.. Don't thank her
You better
Like hanky panky.. hanky panky
Nothing like a good spanky.. good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry I just wanna hanky panky
Like hanky panky.. hanky panky
Nothing like a good spanky.. good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry I just wanna hanky panky guy
Hanky panky.. Oooh ya
Good spanky.. Get the picture
Don't wanna cry.. I just wanna
That's the way I came into this world
The doctor said Lady she's a beautiful girl
He gave me a spanky and the doctor smiled
So give it up honey 'cuz I want it
Ya
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I'm Going Bananas
Hola! Ese bato loco!
I'm going bananas
And I feel like my poor little mind is being devoured by piranhas
For I'm going bananas
I'm non compos mentes
And I feel like a tooth being drilled a nerve being killed by a dentist
For I'm non compos mentes
Who knows
Could be the tropic heat
Or something that I eat
That makes me gonzo
I do carry on so for I'm going bananas
Someone book me a room in the hot haciendo with all my mananas
For I'm going bananas
I'm going meshuga
All day long there's a man in my brain incessently playing booga wooga
But I'm going meshuga
There's bats in my belfry
Won't you make sure this straight jacket's tight
Otherwise I might get myself free
Yes there's bats in my belfry
Who knows
Could be the wine I drink
Or it's the way I think
That makes me gonzo
Oh Doctor Alonzo says I'm going bananas
Someone get me a bed in the Casa de Loco for all my mananas
For I'm going bananas
Yes I'm going bananas
Si I'm going bananas
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Cry Baby
My guy is really something he's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin it doesn't take much to make him cry
If you hurt someone helpless it's like taking away all his toys
He's just a cry baby boy
My guy is sentimental he's always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do
If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor
He's just a cry baby bore
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him I think I'm gonna cry baby
He's such a cry baby
And I'll tell you something else
My guy is such a wet noodle he's always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle he can't even tell you why
If you just play him a sappy song he acts like his doggie just died
He's just a cry baby guy
No kidding oh dear
My guy is such a whiner he's worse than baddie so
A cockroach seen in the diner and the tears flow out of the blue
And if I ask him to knock it off he goes and cries in the can
He's just a cry baby man
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him I think I'm gonna cry baby
He's such a cry baby
I love a cry baby
La, la, la, la, la, la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la, la, la, la
Would you knock it off please
Thank you
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Something To Remember
Seems I've played the game for much too long
I let people buy my love and I
Never got to sing my songs for you
I had all my bets laid all on you
Set your stakes too high you're bound to lose
In the game of love you pay your dues
Say that happiness cannot be measured
And a little pain can bring you all life's little pleasures
What a joke
I was not your woman I was not your friend
But you gave me something to remember
No other man said love yourself
Nobody else can
We weren't meant to be
At least not in this lifetime
But you gave me something to remember
I hear you still say
Love yourself
I had all my bets laid all on you
Set your stakes too high you're bound to lose
In the game of love I've paid my dues
Guess I'm waiting for my place in your sun
Wish I had the chance to know you and it wasn't stormy weather
What a shame
Who's to blame
I was not your woman I was not your friend
But you gave me something to remember
No other man said love yourself
Nobody else can
We weren't meant to be
At least not in this lifetime
But you gave me something to remember
I hear you still say
Love yourself
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Back In Business
I'm gonna show you
That good guys don't always win
I'm gonna show you
The brighter side of living in sin
So when you're six feet under you won't wonder why
Just 'cuz you got a halo don't mean that you can fly
If you thought it was over
You're way off track
You made a blunder
And you put me back
Back in business
This ain't no hit or miss
I'm gonna get my way
'Cuz you put me back
Back in business
You're my first witness
And I'm here to stay
I'm gonna show you
Good guys always finish last
Speaking of virtue
Being nice is a thing of the past
When I want something done I'll say it with a gun
Just 'cuz you're an angel don't mean you're having fun
I just wanted to thank you for what you lack
Hope they don't hang you
'Cuz you put me back
Back in business
This ain't no hit or miss
I'm gonna get my way
'Cuz you put me back
Back in business
You're my first witness
And I'm here to stay
A tisket a tasket you've lost your yellow basket
You don't know if you want to hit me or kiss me
I just wanted to thank you for what you lack
Hope they don't hang you
'Cuz you put me back
Back in business
This ain't no hit or miss
I'm gonna get my way
'Cuz you put me back
Back in business
You're my first witness
And I'm here to stay
He's back in business now
Give me a hand and I'll take a bow
He's back in business now
Bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah
He's coming back in style
Give me an inch and I'll take a mile
He's back and why oh why
Bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah
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More
Once upon a time I had plenty of nothing
Which was fine with me
Because I had rhythm music love
The sun the stars and the moon above
Had the clear blue sky and the deep blue sea
That was when the best things in life were free
Then time went by and now I got plenty of plenty
Which is fine with me
'Cuz I still got love
I still got rhythm
But look at what I got to go with 'em
Who could ask for anything more I hear you query
Who would ask for anything more Well let me tell you
Dearie
Got my diamonds
Got my yacht
Got a guy I adore
I'm so happy with what I got
I want more
Count your blessings one two three
I just hate keeping score
Any number is fine with me
As long as it's more
As long as it's more
I'm no mathematician
All I know is addition
I find counting a bore
Keep the number mounting your accountant does the counting
More
More
I got rhythm music too
Just as much as before
Got my guy and my sky of blue
Now however I own the view
More is better than nothing true
But nothing's better than more more more
Nothing's better than more
One is fun why not two
And if you like two you might as well have four
And if you like four why not a few
Why not a slew
More
More
If you've got a little why not a lot
Add and bit and it'll get to be an oodle
Every jot and tittle adds to the pot
Soon you've got the kit as well as the caboodle
More
More
Never say when never stop at plenty
If it's gonna rain let it pour
Happy with ten happier with twenty
If you like a penny wouldn't you like many much more
Or does that sound too greedy
That's not greed no indeedy
That's just stocking the store
Gotta fill your cupboard remember Mother Hubbard
More
More
Each possession
You possess
Helps your spirits to soar
That's what's soothing about excess
Never settle for something less
Something's better than nothing yes
But nothing's better than more more more
Except all, all, all
Except all, all, all
Except once you have it all.. have it all
You may find all else above.. find all else above
That though things are bliss
There's one thing you miss and that's
More More
More More More More
More More More
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What Can You Lose
What can you lose
Only the blues
Why keep concealing everything you're feeling
Say it to her what can you lose
Maybe it shows
She's had clues which she chose to ignore
Maybe though she knows
And just wants to go on as before
As a friend nothing more
So she closes the door
Well if she does
Those are the dues
Once the words are spoken
Something may be broken
Still you love her
What can you lose
But what if she goes
At least now you have part of her
What if she had to choose
Leave it alone
Hold it all in
Better a bone
Don't even begin
With so much to win
There's too much to lose
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Now I'm Following You (Part 1)
Let's dance
You can do a little two-step
I'll go anywhere that you step to
'Cuz I'm following you
My feet
Might be falling out of rhythm
Don't know what I'm doing with them but I know I'm following you
Unlikely as it is to me
On the floor with two left feet
Let's boogie woogie til our hearts skip a beat
But who's counting
Encore
Once again around the dance floor
Romance is in the picture too now I'm following you
Unlikely as it is to me
On the floor with two left feet
Let's boogie woogie til our hearts skip a beat
But who's counting
Encore
Once again around the dance floor
Romance is in the picture too now I'm following you
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Now I'm Following You (Part 2)
Let's dance
You can do a little two-step
I'll go anywhere that you step to
'Cuz I'm following you
My feet
Might be falling out of rhythm
Don't know what I'm doing with them but I know I'm following you
Unlikely as it is to me
On the floor with two left feet
Let's boogie woogie til our hearts skip a beat
But who's counting
Encore
Once again around the dance floor
Romance is in the picture too now I'm following you
Take it away boys
Ya
I'll tell ya
Find out
An unexamined life is not worth living
Come over here
Let's dance
You can do a little two-step
I'll go anywhere that you step to
'Cuz I'm following you
Encore
Once again around the dance floor
Romance is in the picture too now I'm following you
But who's counting
What about Dick Tracy
Dick
That's an interesting name
Dick
My bottom hurts just thinking about it
Unlikely as it is to me
On the floor with two left feet
Let's boogie woogie till our hearts skip a beat
But who's counting
Encore
Once again around the dance floor
Romance is in the picture too now I'm following you
Would you knock it off please
Thank you
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Vogue
Strike a pose
Strike a pose
Vogue.. vogue.. vogue
Vogue.. vogue.. vogue
Look around
Everywhere you turn is heartache
It's everywhere that you go.. look around
You try
Everything you can to escape
The pain of life that you know.. life that you know
When all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It's called a dance floor
And here's what it's for so
Come on Vogue
Let your body move to the music
Hey hey hey
Come on Vogue
Let your body go with the flow
You know you can do it
All you need
Is your own imagination
So use it that's what it's for.. that's what it's for
Go inside
For your finest inspiration
Your dreams will open the door.. open up the door
It makes no difference if you're black or white
If you're a boy or a girl
If the music's pumping it will give you new life
You're a superstar
Yes that's what you are you know it
Come on Vogue
Let your body groove to the music
Hey hey hey
Come on Vogue
Let your body go with the flow
You know you can do it
Beauty's where you find it
Not just where you bump and grind it
Soul is in the musical
That's where I feel so
Beautiful
Magical
Life's a ball
So get up on the dance floor
Come on Vogue
Let your body move to the music
Hey hey hey
Come on Vogue
Let your body go with the flow
You know you can do it
Do it
Vogue
Beauty's where you find it
Vogue
Beauty's where you find it
Greta Garbo and Monroe
Deitrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando.. Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine
Grace Kelly.. Harlow Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly.. Fred Astaire
Ginger Rodgers.. dance on air
They had style
They had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren.. Katherine.. Lana too
Bette Davis.. we love you
Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there let's get to it
Strike a pose there's nothing to it
Vogue
Vogue
Oooh
You've got to
Let your body move to the music
Oooh
You've got to just
Let your body go with the flow
Oooh
You've got to
Vogue
